Frank Zappa — Library Card lyrics

[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]

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Library bar-code, PE label
Student must carry this card at all times,
And present upon demand for identification
This card are not while currently [enrolled pony]

You may be liable for any unauthorized use of this card prior to notifying the used card office
In writing, of possible unauthorized use due to loss or theft
I agree to comply with all library regulations
And to assume responsability for all use made of this card
(Oh-hoh)

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